Jokes
1.
You are too late!
On
the bus a man discovered a pickpocket’s hand thrust into his pocket.
“Sorry”
he asked to the pickpocket, “you are too late. My wife did it before you.”
2.
The Chemical Formula for water
Teacher:
What the chemical formula for water is?
Emerson:
H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O!!
Teacher:
What are you talking about?
Emerson:
Yesterday you said its H to O!
3.
Not too bad
“Did
you sell any of your paintings at the art show?”
“No,
but I am encouraged,” he replied. “Somebody stole one.”
4.
How many people do you have, please?
An
American stepped into a gun shop, “Give me the most powerful shotgun.”
“How
many bullets do you need?”
The
American walked to a telephone booth, “Hello. Is that the bank? How many people
do you have, please?”
5.
Revenge
Old
farmer Jack was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice
he said to his wife, “When I’m dead I want you to marry farmer Wagner”
Wife,
“No, I can’t marry anyone after you.”
Jack,
“But I want you to”
Wife,
“But why?”
Jack, “Wagner once cheated me in a horse deal!”
