Little Jimmy says, "When I was on the bus with daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
"But mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap" said little Jimmy.
2. I'm the driver
The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard.
"It's too crowded. "they shouted. "What do you think you are ?"
"I'm the driver" he said.
3. Six or twelve ?
A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she's like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she's like to have it cut into: six or twelve.
"Oh, goodness, six please,"said the blonde. "I don't think I could ever eat twelve."
LOVE FOR LIVE
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